WORRABOUT THE SHAKURZ THEN ???. Not only are yer now a whole divishun above the City, but yer just one good season away from making it to the Premier League! Awright, I know everyone sez it could never appen, they've bin wrong so many times before. No-one fort yer'd go up in 96 - or 97 ('cept Chris of course) and no-one fort I'd ever trap off wiv that Posh Sharon bird from Whtefield eaver (least of all me, mates, but what can I say? I must be hot stuff!)
So I say let's go fer it - if yer still sitting pretty next Eastoh wiv the play-offs looming, take it from me, you lot will be going up. This time next year yer can ferget all about Yernighted an Rupert Murdoch - or the Arse and Carlton TV - yer'll be being snapped up by Tower FM faster than yer can say "PLC !"
Speaking of Manchistoh music, I see that Robbie Williams out of Take Vat has done right good. His new album's ace (fer a Port Vale fan, mind) and I must say he's come a long way since he was in Mrs Doubtfire and Good Morning Vietnam. Maybe we shud get some pop stars from Berry to make it onter TOTP - I believe Peter Skellern's resting just now - and it must be about time David Bowie re-released his 70's classic "Neville Neville".
Anyway, I've been to the World Cup - I jibbed on board the Eurostar - they might be the trains ov the fewchur but the bogs are bloody uncomfortable to hide on fer 3 hours. Anyways, I got cort, didn't I - so Chris has promised to pay off me fine in return for me Wurld Cup Memoirs - so wotch this space!