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This is me, Chicano Pete.

I make a magazine that sells products. You can go to the bottom of the Page of the magazines.

Meet some of my friends:
Cast of Characters:

This is Dr. Van Scratch & Sniff.

This is someone else.

These will be added shortly.

• Ivan Crankinoff or Iben Crankingoff
• Oliver Closeoff
• Ben Dover
• Seymour Butts
• Amanda Hugginkiss or Amanda Huginkis
• I.M. Stoopid
• Ima Jackoff
• I.P. Freely
• Jacque Strap
• Al Koholic
• Mono Lowver
• Buster Haimen
• Hugh Jass
• E. Tmi Grandma (Just Kidding)
• Phil McCracken
• Ivana Tinkle
• Ima Faggot
• Moe Lester
• Flop E. Weigner
• Jack Cough
• Pop E. Cock
• Eric Shun - from Adam-ELITE
• Hugh G. Rection
• Richard Holding - from dc

• My girlfriend was driving her car, and hit another car. My Dixie wrecked.
• I need a new couch! I'm going to the Sofa Kingdom!

Say these kind of fast.

There are more to come!!!!! :-) :-)

The largest Chicken gets up to 5ft!? And I'm not talking about him, either! (Can we say, "Weeeener!")

Some Grandmas aren't that bad to aiopj;sdf (<--That means, Play Cards) with!?

I like to ChiChi up my SpooSpoo hole!? (Just Kidding!)

Babies can pop out when ever they feel like it!? (Sex must be rough for him!!!! :-) :-) )

© 1997 Eric Organiscak jne@netins.net
© 1997 Zach Galbreath pageofz@hotmail.com

This is only a joke. Well, at least the Postal Addresses in the magazines, and some of the stuff in the magazines! Unless, you want to Mail one of us Postal-Wise. Then E-Mail us with the Question. Just don't send any Zip Guns in Packages, Please. I like Chicano Pete, don't you?