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| South Park Vol 01 Episodes 01-04 (1997) | |
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The pilot episode, "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe," establishes the tone and style of all episodes to
come: gentle homilies and childhood innocence arising from a twisted plot with grotesque and bizarre twists, in this case involving
UFOs, flaming flatulence, and a 20-foot antenna array that springs out of Cartman's butt. In "Volcano" the boys learn the
masculine art of hunting endangered species and meet the mythic wilderness monster Scuzzlebutt while oozing lava threatens their
town. In "Weight Gain 4000," "big boned" Cartman decides he must slam dietary supplements to beef up for a TV appearance
with Kathy Lee Gifford, while Mr. Garrison (egged on by insidious hand puppet Mr. Hat) plots his revenge. Finally, Stan learns
tolerance in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" while his elementary school struggles to beat the 72-point spread in the big
homecoming game--a major event in a town where many citizens never got past the fifth grade. Sweater-garbed creators Trey
Parker and Matt Stone introduce each episode in bizarre fireside chats in which they proclaim every episode their "very favorite"
as they exchange longing, moon-eyed glances and their dog Old Scratch changes size and breed from shot to shot.
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| South Park Vol 02 Episodes 05-08 (1997) | |
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"An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig," is a crazy,
raunchy look at genetic cloning--not to mention a parody of Marlon Brando's embarrassing performance in
The Island of Dr. Moreau--as the boys try to win a science fair by mating Kyle's pet elephant with Cartman's
pot-bellied pig. "Death" addresses both euthanasia and, self-consciously, offensive television. As Stan's
102-year-old grandfather tries to get anyone to off him, South Park parents try and get their kids' favorite TV
show--starring the farting, swearing duo, "Terrence and Phillip"--tossed off the air.
The third episode is called "Pink Eyes"; it's the
South Park Halloween-special and is also one of my favourites. Kenny turns into a zombie and turns the whole
town into them. The next episode is a spoof of The Omen; "Damien", Son of Satan comes to South Park
Elementry and gets teased to death, he calls his father down and that leads to a wrestling match between Satan
and Jesus.
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| South Park Vol 03 Episodes 09-12 (1997) | |
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"Starvin' Marvin" (1997's Thanksgiving episode)
touches on the opposing ideas of starvation and eating in an attack on townspeople by genetically altered
turkeys while the boys adopt an Ethiopian boy accidentally sent to them via airmail.
"Mecha Streisand" was a chance for Parker and Stone to unleash their hatred of Barbra Streisand (as they capriciously
state in their filmed introduction). Paying tribute to the Japanese monster-duel movies of the 1960s like
Godzilla.
"Mr. Hankey, The Xmas Poo" is the Christmas special where the town gets saved by Mr. Hanky, a friendly,
talking guy who comes around Christmas time. "Tom's Rhinoplasty" Mr. Garreson taking a break off
teaching to get plastic surgery (and ends up having David Hasselhoff's face and attracting ladies like never
before).
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| South Park Vol 04 Episodes 13-16 (1998) | |
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think this is the best south park DVD out of all of them. It has Cartmans mom is a dirty slut, Cartmans mom is still a dirty slut
(where you find out who the dad is), chickenlover, and my favorite ike's wee-wee (drugs are bad ummmk) Buy this video it is
sweeeeeeeet!
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| South Park Vol 05 Episodes 17-20 (1998) | |
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"Conjoined Fetus Lady"
is the story of the school nurse who has a still-born fetus growth attached to her face.
"The Mexican Staring Frog
of Southern Sri Lanka." The kids need to talk to Vietnam vets for a school project, but when they report back
with Jimbo and Ned's stories of amusement park rides in 'Nam, Mr. Garrison accuses them of lying and flunks
them. "Flashbacks" finds the kids reminiscing over old times while stranded in their
school bus, which is teetering on the edge of a cliff.
And "Summer Sucks," in which Cartman just can't
seem to find a swimming pool free of weeing first graders.
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| South Park Vol 06 Episodes 21-24 (1998) | |
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Chef tries to capitalize on South Park's influx of visitors by cooking up chocolate confections with the
appetizing yet repulsive name of "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls".
"Chickenpox" is the wildly hilarious story of the boys' parents working together to get the boys to catch chickenpox by staying
overnight at Kenny's poor, waffles-for-dinner home.
"Roger Ebert" tells the story of the local planetarium, about to go out of business, and its manager
hypnotizing school children in order to save it.
In "Clubhouses." Stan and Kyle race against Cartman and Kenny to build clubhouses in order to play truth or
dare with girls.
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| South Park Volume 1-3 : DVD 3-Pack | |
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I'm glad I bought the DVDs of this collection... I'd have worn out the tapes by now. It includes everything from "Cartman gets an
Anal probe" (where he is abducted by aliens) to "Starvin' Marvin" where the boys accidently get a starving child from a third
world country instead of a sports watch! The humor is totally disturbed, but you just can't stop watching these sick little buggers!
Very cool, I'd recommend it!
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| South Park Vol 4-6 : DVD 3-Pack | |
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Three whole volumes of South Park, 12 episodes. These discs contain
all episodes from "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut" to "Clubhouses".
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| South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) | |
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You will never see a funnier movie in your life...EVER! A stunningly brilliant satire that will be analyzed for many years to come.
This is a cinematic masterpiece in the same way that Gone with the Wind and Star Wars are. If you think I'm joking, then you
obviously haven't seen the movie. Buy it now!
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