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If I have done so in error, please email me and I will correct the situation immediately.
 
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
-- John Frazee
Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!
--Theophile Gautier
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
--James Gorman
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
-- Bruce Graham
There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.
-- Dan Greenberg
How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
-- Ernest Hemingway
One cat justs leads to another.
-- Ernest Hemingway
There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat
-- Tay Hohoff
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over with find themselves happier with a dog.
--Barbara Holland
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted--but his or her entertainment value.
-- Geoffrey Household
Beware of people who dislike cats.
-- Irish proverb
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
--Garrison Keillor
Love to eat them mousies
Mousie's what I love to eat.
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet.
-- B. Kliban
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
--Joseph Wood Krutch
A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle, and melted under a gate.
--Elizabeth LeMarchand
No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.
-- Abraham Lincoln
   
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