Vomiting Velma-the first ALS responder to get
near the airway, gets sprayed with green, sticky oatmeal.
Grabbing Greta-this 300 pound dummy has grappling hooks for arms,
enabling it to grab hold of stairs railings, sofas, tables, carpet, ect.
at the most inopportune times
G.I. Jerry-this dummy fires a stream of tarry goo from either end
when moving. (Tarry goo sold separetley.)
Convulsing Carl-this dummy just lies there until the ALS trainee
attempts to start an IV line. Watch the fun as Carl thrashes about, pulling
off his EKG Leads and Oxygen
Plastered Pete-this dummy smells of ETOH, is frequently incontinent and
screams obscenities when touched.
Rotton Rick-this dummy is painted black and green, is covered in
plastic maggots and smells like a dead skunk. Arms and legs come off with
movement.
Bagged Bert-this dummy is riddled with bullet holes, missing both
legs and has an axe stuck in its chest. If the trainee still hasn't got
the picture, Bert comes with a spring-loaded brain which shoots out of the
open-head wound when touched.
Rescue Ranger Brand Suction Unit-this device will work morning, noon, and
night UNTIL the tester attempts to actually use it on an airway, when it
stops.
The "OH-SHIT!" Guide to EMS Scenarios-this guide contains very nasty
scenarios to scare the HELL out of new recruits. Example- A man-down call turns
out to be a motorcyclist who has slid into a barbed-wire fence, lacerating his
carotid artery, and has a pressure of 70/palp on arrival.
The Infamous Medical Director's Comment Tapes-to truely expose the trainee
to what EMS employees experence. This 5 tape series is a MUST. Played after a call
is run, this Director's voice screams at them for something they didn't do. (EXAMPLE
What!, No Dextrostick!...Why did you run this in with Emergency Traffic...Who taped
this IV down? Stevie Wonder?
