True MCI/ICS

This the description of the positions that are used in a True MCI (Mass Casualty Incident) ICS (Incident Command System) in EMS
1st. Officer IN
(the Blind Panic Officer)
Duties
  • Squelching Radio
  • Incoherant Babbling
  • Grossly Over/Under Exaggerated Patient Count

    2nd Officer In
    (Over Confident Asshole)
    Duties
  • Immediate God Complex
  • Violently Takes Command Away From the Above Idiot
  • Unquestionable Orders

    1st. Unit In
    (Poor Dumb Bastards)
    Duties
  • Stuck On Scene For 5+ Hours
  • Truck Completely "Vampirized" Down to the Tires

    2nd Unit In
    (The Lucky Bastards)
    Duties
  • Scoop & Run, Then Sit at the Hospital Bullshitting About the Call for the Next 5+ Hours

    The Volunteers (Fire/Rescue)
    (Jolly Vollies)
    Duties
  • Block ALL Entrances & Exits in a 1 Mile Radius

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