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Luv Poem

Love is made of rubber
I found it in the gutter
I picked it up and put it on
And gave it to your mother!

Love is made of cotton
So soft and seaman sodden
Press your face against it
And it will not be forgotten.

Love is made of pain
Soap won't remove that stain
You could pour water on it
But it still won't be the same.

Love is made of sorrow
And love can really suck
But if I said I loved you, girl...
I just wanted a fuck!

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