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Have your 'friends' ever called you strange, weird or even insane?
Well, most likely the answer is yes.
But prove your 'friends' wrong with a pure Snark made insanity questionnaire.
Simply look at the questions and write down your answers to them (I'm currently working a self-suffiecnt questionnaire. i.e. no writing just blokes to click on).
When you have answered all questions look up your scores, add them together and check the insanity chart.
Good luck!
1: What was your favorite food as a child?
a) Chocolate
b) Rusks
c) Raw Potatoes
d) Lemons
2: What of these appeals to you the most?
a) A field of sheep
b) A bath tub
c) An anti-air gun
d) A young woman with a hammer imbedded in her skull
3: What was the first word you ever said?
a) Mummy
b) Daddy
c) Give
d) Ignition
4: Which type of wallpaper would you prefer?
a) Blue with yellow flowers upon it
b) Black
c) Thunder Cats
d) White pads
5: Do these lyrics appeal to you?
" I wake up at the crack of dawn I try to break the code,
I stick a baby in a microwave and watch it's head explode "
a) Yes
b) No
c) Tastes funny, like a citrus fruit
d) Yes, reminds me of mummy.
6: Cottage cheese or broccoli?
7: You get a puppy for Christmas, do you :
a) Stroke the puppy lovingly as you've always wanted one.
b) Kick it down the stairs and demand that toy robot you wanted.
c) Start yelling obscenities at your father accusing that he slept with Grandma in a Santa Claus outfit.
d) Take out your butterfly knife and turn the puppy into modern art.
8: A man approaches you in the street demanding your wallet, do you :
a) Cower but stare menacingly.
b) Cower
c) Say you'll call the police risking to be knifed up.
d) Cower to lower his guard then leap up and bite his top lip.
9: Around someone you like do you :
a) Stare at the floor.
b) Stare at the most attractive part of their body.
c) Wet yourself.
d) Demand they give you free sex or the rennin man will give you his fourth buckle.
10: Which of these words do you randomly yell the most often?
a) Cheese
b) Flan
c) Flange
d) Pickled Onion
e) It Moved
f) Methodrine
Score yourself :
1: a) 0 points b) 1 point c) 3 points d) 5 points
2: a) 1 point b) 3 points c) 5 points d) 0 points
3: a) 0 points b) 0 points c) 1 point d) 5 points
4: a) 0 points b) 3 points c) 1 points d) 5 points
5: a) 1 point b) 0 points c) 3 points d) 5 points
6: a) Cottage Cheese = 5 points Broccoli = 0 points
7: a) 0 points b) 1 point c) 3 points d) 5 points
8: a) 3 point b) 1 point c) 0 points d) 10 points
9: a) 0 points b) 1 points c) 3 points d) 5 points
10: a) 5 points b) 3 points c) 1 point d) 1 point e) 0 points f) 10 points
The Insanity Scale :
0 - 10 points = Your thankfully normal, but boring.
11 - 20 points = Your completely normal but you hold amusement.
21 - 30 points = You are odd, weird, bizarre.
31 - 40 points = Your pretty damn strange, see a shrink a.s.a.p.
41 - 50 points = Nigh on mad.
51 - 59 points = You are insane, you like eating people's hair.
60 points = Let me get this straight, you get turned on by anti-air guns, you ate lemons as a child, you yell out methodrine randomly and you carry a butterfly knife around to make modern art out of small animals. You are completely INSANE!
~ Thanks to Agent Orange who came up with this idea and provided some questions.
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