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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=80 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#00FF66" FACE="Arial" ><B>   </B></FONT><B>     |     </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE=" "><U><B>home</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>Quote of the Week Archive</B><B>   |   </B><A HREF="id41.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Quote of the Week"><U><B>Back to Quote of the Week</B></U></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=400 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> Quote of the Week Archive</div> <div>  <IMG SRC="http://service.bfast.com/bfast/serve?bfmid=1126816&siteid=27351953&bfpage=pokemon" BORDER="0" WIDTH="1" HEIGHT="1" NOSAVE > <A HREF="http://service.bfast.com/bfast/click?bfmid=1126816&siteid=27351953&bfpage=pokemon" TARGET="_top"><IMG SRC="http://www.actionaffiliates.com/banners/pokemon2.gif" BORDER="0" WIDTH="468" HEIGHT="60" ALT=""></A>  </div> <bR> <div> Here they are:</div> <div> Moved in february 2001</div> <bR> <div>  "I didn't know whether to shoot my-self or go bowling."</div> <div>        ~ Joeseph DiSarro, Ph.D.</div> <bR> <div> This one is from my political science professor who had been commenting on something said during the presidential debates. This is printed with his permission.</div> <bR> <div> Moved on Sept 28</div> <div>      "I read an article in the paper today where a study said that HS kids in      sports do less drugs, drink less alcohol and have less sex than kids that      don't play sports. Are they fucking dumb?"</div> <div> ~Seth Tosi</div> <bR> <div> Moved on Sept 16</div> <div> I would explain this, but it's funnier if I don't:</div> <bR> <div> "Oh my god...it would really suck to be the prostitute who was responsible for giving sex to retards...would that become government office? "Retard Sex Provider?" And for Bruce, I will mention people with deformities...is that what they mean? You know...normal people who would not typically get sex because they are completely repulsive to other men and women...like say ... MIDGETS ... or people with twisted up and shriveled faces. What kind of prostitute would even be able to tolerate that kind of stuff all the time? I have a feeling that only a few could...and they would realize the demand that they were in and would start raising their prices (not to mention that they would be making money hand-over-fist selling their midget porn videos). Can we, as taxpayers, afford this highpriced prostution?"</div> <div> ~craig bernard, Purdue engineer student and CHS valedictorian</div> <bR> <bR> <div> Moved on Sept 6</div> <div> Gee, you know what I really want in a girl? Me.</div> <div> ~The Bloodhound Gang</div> <bR> <div> Moved on August 24</div> <div> "The day that I no longer have love in my life is the day that I mainline </div> <div> enough heroin to kill a small horse. I do not want to live if I cannot love."</div> <div> ~ seth tosi</div> <bR> <div> Moved on July 27</div> <div> I decided to do two quotes this week. Why ? I don't know.</div> <bR> <div>      They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. ~ Andy Warhol</div> <bR> <div>      Love is how we feel towards those who show us that which is lovable about ourselves. ~Gerry Spence</div> <bR> <div> Moved on July 14</div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="2d294e00.jpg" border=0 width="148" height="224" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> "A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."<FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFCC66" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <div> ~Unknown</div> <bR> <div> Moved July 3 2000</div> <div>      </div> <div>      "Doh!"</div> <bR> <div> - Homer Simpson from <A HREF="http://www.thesimpsons.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.thesimpsons.com"><U>The Simpsons</U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <div> Moved June 25, 2000</div> <div>      "...Stop complaining point your finger I'll tell ya who to blame."</div> <bR> <div>      -Goldfinger from the Song 'Question'</div> <bR> <div> Moved in June 2000</div> <div>      You know one cool thing about women? Women got to have plutonic friends.    -He's my pal, he's my bud, he's my plutonic friend. I love him like a brother, he's my bud, my plutonic friend.  </div> <div>      Men don't have plutonic friends, ok, we just have women we haven't f*cked YET.   -As soon as I figure this out I'm in there.</div> <div>      We got some plutonic friends, but woah no, I got some, but they all by accident. Every plutonic friend I got is someone that I was trying to f*ck, I made a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in the friend-zone.   -Woah No! I'm in the friend-zone.</div> <div>      Women keep plutonic friends forever. Why? Cause you never know. That's right, they get rid of girl friends every 6 months  - What happend to Pam? She think she cute. </div> <div>      But they keep the plutonic friends forever, Why? Cause you never know.    - What happened to Carol? Can't hang with her.</div> <div>      But they keep the plutonic friends forever, Why? Cause you never know. You know what a plutonic friend is to a women? It's like a dick in a glass case.   In case of emergency, break open glass.</div> <div>      Hey fellows, if yo woman got plutonic friends, that's who she'll be f*ckin when you mess up. One of them guys you aint even thinking about, boy, she'll be crying on his shoulder  - I can't believe this happened, I'm so glad your heeeeeere....</div> <div>      That's right, It's gonna happen to you. You know the next man to f*ck yo woman, you've met him, he's been in your house, he's ate your food, he's drank your wine, and he shall betray you.</div> <div>      </div> <div>      ~Chris Rock</div> <bR> <div> heh heh heh, I always get a kick out of that bit. "Woah No! I'm in the friend-zone"</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="24aac260.jpg" border=0 width="172" height="294" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <div> You are so incredibly beautiful, but you are filthy! YOU ARE ALL FILTHY!!!</div> <div> quoted from ~ken @ Phi Delta Palooza</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="248125a0.gif" border=0 width="274" height="346" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> When you're down and out, everyone wants to screw you</div> <div> ~Unknown</div> <bR> <div> Moved on April 14, 2000</div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="201b09b0.jpg" border=0 width="176" height="155" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> I love beast, man. I can do anything with Beast! It is the <A HREF="http://www.playdoh.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.playdoh.com"><U>Playdoh </U></A>of beers!</div> <div>      ~Jay</div> <div> Moved on April 17, 2000</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="http://sxws.com/VHELL/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://sxws.com/VHELL/"><U><IMG SRC="1acc8d80.gif" border=0 width="200" height="216" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> No matter how bad today is for you, remember, I'm in <IMG SRC="1c1761e0.jpg" border=0 width="118" height="30" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> ~Me</div> <bR> <div> Moved on April 9, 2000</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="150b5140.jpg" border=0 width="181" height="276" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.</div> <div> ~ Kaiser Wilhelm </div> <bR> <bR> <div> Moved on April 3, 2000     </div> <div>                    Grove Armada w/ Phatboy Slim</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="112fa600.jpg" border=0 width="250" height="352" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> "I see you baby | Shakin dat ass | Shakin dat ass | Shakin Dat ass"</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> Travis:</div> <div> <IMG SRC="100f6540.jpg" border=0 width="246" height="340" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> "Monkey's are funny"</div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>