Fellow NES fans, welcome once again to another NES Scene Interview, observing the NES fans of the world!
*turns on porno background music to relax*
....yes...well, in case you hadn't noticed, this is...my...next guest...
HI BOYS AND GIRLS!!
...we DO get SOPHISTICATED visitors here, though.
And I commend all of them.
Yeah...that would be Lanny?
...that's one
Well, let's begin with Groxx. The MAN. The VISION. The DREAM.
Word
Groxx, what got you started with NESPLAYER?
And am I wrong in assuming it's all caps?
Yes you are...grr
NES Player!
....ahsee
Well, I believe it all started after I brought out a White Zinfandel about a year ago..when I woke up the next day I noticed I had signed up to Homestead.
I've had that happen before.
I then said to myself: "DAMN! I MUST HAVE BEEN PISSED DRUNK...HOMESTEAD??"
So I decided to make a crappy site that featured stars in the backgrounds and a few reviews about the NES.
I believe the site was visited 17 times.
I am 15 of those..
...we're all down on our luck.
So I trashed the site and started working on a grand site that would be...GRAND! I was quite inspired by two sites in particular: tsr and OSG.
EXCELLENTE, Senor!
One mastered the information source the other humor. I wanted to make a site that tried to combine the best of both worlds! The outcome: NES Player!
Good results.
So what inspired you to create a Wrath of the Black Manta comic?
This summer my cousin and I rented an anime called: Haunted Junction. One of the characters had the "shouta" complex that meant she was 'attracted' to young boys.
.....I......SEE.
We thought it was funny so Black Manta came to mind yada yada yada Jell-o pudding snacks are REALLY good.
Now, the last comic said, and I quote......."The End"
...is there any chance of another comic in the future?
Oh, definitely Lisk man. "The End" meant it was the end of the first cartoon.
Err- comic I mean.
So we can anticipate future hijinks that our child-loving friend can get into?
Yes..including maybe a....woman...I've said too much!
Hah, hah, hah, yeah right, Groxx.
Hah hah....hah hah.
So, do you have any NES sites besides your own you like to visit?
I've always been a follower of NES el33t, it's an awesome site.
It's been around for quite a while for a site that updates
One word: staff.
And contributions
I need contributions...
Or submissions, if you'd prefer to call them...
We all need them! I'm getting tired of reading only pr0n in my e-mail.
Yeah, and it seems like Bigstu's NES Wonderland is nothing BUT submissions these days...
...I'd like that......
I guess we have to "establish" our sites, yesterday was exactly one month since NES Player first opened.
As hard as you try, it seems impossible for most webmasters to have their sites be recognized by the general NES public.
Agreed. That's probably the number one reason why webmasters drop their sites. It's quite discouraging.
The NES community is hard.
But moving away from all those horrible things to think of at this time...
...do you think Saddam's planning on blowing up America?
I think Saddam should be more concerning on blowing our...nevermind. I'm sick of the whole subject really. Is this how you move away from those horrible things??
Yes.
Haiiiil, cooome the American peeg butchor!
Saddam!
Yo Saddam what up dawg? Think you can hook me up with some Iraqi weed?
SILENCE!!!
You and your 'qualotee'.
YOU MEK MEE SEEK!
What was that for?
I have a bad ADD problem..I was just getting bored.
 I'LL save the day!
Go away.
Dear me.
My bad..
STOPPIT!
And someone stop HIM!
.........
You canott stopp mee, eye emm ENVENCEEBLE!
ENVENCEE-
Right outta Bionic Commando...
Oh snap! Jenny Jones is on!
Well, than that does it for today, my friends!
Jenny Jones: I cannot move mmuy mouth too muuch. I smile!
Any closing words?
Smoke weed everyday!
(Groxx's viewpoints on the use of drugs do not necessarily reflect those of this site or of it's webmaster)
G'night everybody!
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