Pat's Page!

Not only is it great, but the title itself is alliteration!

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(not to be taken seriously)

ARE YOU FINDING THAT YOUR LIFE IS LACKING MEANING?

READ ON!

MANY OTHERS LIKE YOU ARE FEELING THE SAME WAY!

The Solution??????

Shoot yourself in the head!

(not to be taken seriously)


Links - Click here to see some bomb diggity places that are a pleasure to frequent

Pat's Information - Click on this and see just how amazingly sexy the owner of this page is (to give you a hint: he's very sexy)

Hardcore Nude Celebrities - Click here to see lots of your favorite celebrities in the nude

My Haikus - Click here to here the poetic preachings of positive Pat (more alliteration)

My Buddies - Click here to see who I hang out with, chill with, and party with

Interviews - Click here to read some interviews I've done with friends and enemas (note the delightful pun). Updated regularly.

 

E-mail me or IM me at JanBradyHo... look out kiddies, cuz here I come!

 

 

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This page is owned, operated, molested, re-molested, created, kept up to date, cherished, donkey-punched, eaten, extracted, pooped on, licensed, taco saladed, meat grinded, pumped up, pumped down, pumped in a lateral direction in accordance to the gravitational pull of the moon on a wednsday night, and run by Patrick Trayes... who just so happens to be a lot sexier than you.