Oarsman book is a bestseller Doug Oarsman, father and trainer of the Oarsman twins, can add bestselling author to his long list of accomplishments. His book chronicles his life as the father of the most ferocious tag team in professional wrestling, and it has some juicy love scenes involving Widget ring announcer, Mr. Cisco.
Maynard injured The Ferocious Maynard "Dickie" Jackson may never wrestle again after he was unexpectedly bangcocked by a member of the audience. Charges will not be laid on the boy that hit Maynard in the nads, but he is expected to get married to the wrestler next spring.
Risk Centre sells out For the first time in the history of Widget Wrestling, the Risk Centre reached full capacity during a re-enactment of the Battle of Glace Bay.
Sleeper given to sleepy Native Garrett, one half of the tag team, the Widow Spiders, took a nap in the middle of a match. His opponent, the Little Giant, tucked Garrett in and read him a bedtime story.
Dirty move by a low down dirty bastard Violence in wrestling reached a new low when The Prick went insane and hit Sweet Cindy on the head with a chair. The chair was supposed to be used for sitting, but The Prick's blind rage drove him to crack Cindy on the noggin while yelling, "Have a seat!"
Farmer Shitface says uncle After Fabulous Fernando threatened Farmer Shitface with an "Irish Tickle" Shitface put down his guard and Fernando put him to sleep so he would not feel the pain of the dreaded tickle. Shitface wet his pants and cried out, "Uncle!" before Fernando got his feather out. Shitface's undefeated streak came to an end.
Watch where you put that hand Dilly Africa became aroused after a body slam by Orca The Bearded Shopkeeper turned into a horizontal body cavity search.
