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1. Dye your Hair
2. Take the wrong tube and go out of your zone.
3. Ask for ice.
4. Call your Chinese waiter Pedro.
5. Walk around the block several times instead of staring.
6. Get "knocked up"every morning.
7. Follow a squirrel named Ceri through London.
8. Eat under the sidewalk in an old bomb shelter.
9. Let or hire, don't rent.
10. Don't yield, give way.
11. Read the curb.
12. Don't walk, RUN.
13. Mind the Gap.
14. Buy a T-shirt that says Mind the Gap.
15. Get drunk with your group leaders.
16. Stand on the right, run on the left.
17. Suck on someone's lips.
18. Count the left drive cars.
19. Count different hair colors you see in a day.
20. Send dirty postcards home.
21. Don't break queue.
22. Ask the Beefeaters and Bobbies to hold your duck.
23. Eat fish chunks and potato balls.
24. Take rocks from Buckingham garden.
25. Dance in the middle of the street with someone you've never seen.
26. Argue with a hair wrapper.
27. Get offered Technicolor sex.
28. Always crush your tube pass.
29. Collect gold Coke tabs.
30. Sit on the curb while other shop.
31. Tape everything your tour guide says.
32. Say "wakie, wakie"" to get the response "go to hellie, hellie."
33. Get a pigeon to eat dinner with your duck.
34. Answer any question with "I'm a Yank."
35. Try to take a shower at 2:30 in the morning.
36. Catch a pigeon for dinner.
37. Count the churches.
38. Play Social Secretary for other group members.
39. Unstop the toilets.
40. Take your picture with a bust of Caesar.
41. Don't leave your passport in the vehicle that stays in the U.S.
42. Don't sleep in your Hotel.
43. Stop at every Bookstore
44. Never follow a guide through the British Museum.
45. Be punctual.
46. Pick up guys on the tube.
47. Count your pounds.
48. Stay on the pavement to miss the horses.
49. Make tea not coffee.
50. Play Dodge ball with cars.
51. Stay away from guards so you won't get stomped.
52. Spit in the Thames.
53. Find at least six different ways to carry your backpack.
54. Don't get "RV" theatre tickets.
55. Don't put quarters in the Coke machine.
56. Actually write in your Journal.
57. Take pictures with everyone's camera.
58. Trip over every crack in the sidewalk.
59. Step up or down.
60. Put film in your camera.
61. See the U.S. and Texas embassies.
62. Find all the stores that sell Dr. Pepper.
63. Eat Breakfast.
64. Find out who is next door to you.
65. Break the toilet to chase away extra room mates.
66. Pack lightly, it won't fit in your room.
67. Try to make non-functioning arms answer the phone.
68. Hit your head on the bedrail every morning.
69. Punt the pigeons.
70. Don't look up in a tree with your mouth open.
71. Have a room mate called "The Streak."
72. Always turn in your hotel key.
73. Never unlock the grill on your windows.
74. Don't melt your curling iron.
75. Save water, shower with a friend.
76. Make good use of speed ramps.
77. Count the Dents in fenders.
78. Try to figure out the street signs.
79. Don't steal street signs.
80. Convince the bartender to steal the street signs.
81. Try to talk sponsors into body piercing and tattooing.
82. Take advantage of the foot washer.
83. Remember your volume control.
84. Don't run your tube pass through the machine, give it to the attendant.
85. Walk a mile, walk a mile, .......
86. Bring your own personal masseuse.
87. Draw in the carpet on the elevator.
88. Wear a "See me, Feel me" T-shirt and take offers.
89. Take your mom to buy liquor.
90. Don't talk about your parents.
91. People-watch at every opportunity.
92. Take a nap on all steps.
93. Keep up with your tube map.
94. Walk on a window ledge.
95. Look for Mt.Dew to win your bets.
96. See two theatre shows in one day.
97. Drop your camera a couple of times, the pictures are better.
98. Go to Soho. When you get there, you'll understand why.
99. Try to decide which hair color would look best on different people.
100. Try to open doors that are chained together.
101. Make a list of 101 Things to do in London.
