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Shot 1 Missed target completely at 100 yards. Rifle needed to be sighted in.
Shot 2 Hit target in lower right-hand corner--from 10 yards.
Shot 3 Bull's-eye--after getting rifle back from gunsmith who sighted it in.
Shot 4 Accidentally pulled trigger while loading rifle in vehicle, will repair transmission when I get home.
Shot 5 Fired into air to signal start of drive. Fined $200 by game warden for killing a turkey.
Shot 6 The excitement of seeing my first deer caused me to fire before rifle was to my shoulder--I only had to replace left boot.
Shot 7 Missed deer completely, not so sure about cow across the field.
Shot 8 To clean mud from barrel after falling over cliff while being chased by farmer. Now I'm sure about cow.
Shot 9 Slipped and fell while crossing stream. Buddy says I'll have to replace his hunting cap and also pay for having his underwear washed.
Shot 10 Forgot can opener. Opened a can of pork and beans. The few beans that were left tasted too much like gunpowder to eat them.
Shot 11 Shot too low at deer, glanced off rock and wounded a chipmunk.
Shot 12 Finished off wounded chipmunk.
Shot 13 Checked scope again, hit big bucket hanging on pole. Hope people get electricity back soon.
Shot 14 At deer moving through brush, I'd never heard some of the words that it used.
Shot 15 To check scope again after being hit on the head with my own rifle.
Shot 16 Knocked buck down but didn't go to claim it when game warden tried to arrest a nearby hunter for killing a doe.
Shot 17 Gun accidentally fired while dragging it under fence. Have to replace right boot now.
Shot 18 Won a $1.00 bet from buddy who said I couldn't hit a junked car on other hill. Hot radiators sure do make a lot of steam.
Shot 19 Killed running buck with 3-inch spike at 625 yards. It takes skill to be a good hunter.
Shot 20 Save till I get home and use it on a mouse in my pantry.