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Aren't we irreverent?
When Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised.
But when Old MacDonald had a farm,
The doctor almost died.
Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb.
'Twas awful dumb and so
It couldn't tell the red from green
Nor which was stop or go.
It followed her to school one day...
A silly thing to do.
Was caught between the red and green,
And now it's mutton stew.
