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air the diced carrots
ballistic breakfast
barf
bark at ants
bark at the ground
bark at your shoes
bark for sharks
bark like a seal
bend and send
blow
blow beets
blow breakfast
blow chow
blow chunks
blow din-din
blow donuts
blow groceries
blow lunch
bool
boot
boot camp
bow down before the porcelain god
brack
bring it up for a vote
bring up
brown-nose it
call Ralph on the great white telephone
call dinosaurs
catch it on the rebound
chew your food some more
chortle up the wrong tree
chuck my cheerios
chum the water/fish (when seasick)
chunder
chunderspew
clean house
cook up a pavement pizza
cough up a human hairball sans hair
count the sesame seeds
decorating your shoes
deliver street pizza
disgorge
divulge dinner
do a technicolor yawn
do the Ipecac Shimmy
drain the main
dribble phlegm
drive the porcelain bus
drop the groceries
drown the ants
eject
emit
engage in an involuntary protein spill (George Carlin)
expel
feed the fish (when seasick)
feed your young
fertilize the plants/lawn
gack
gag
get a round trip meal ticket
give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain god
give the commode a nice hug
go to europe with ralph and earl in a buick
gutdump
hag
have a Big Mac re-attack
have a gastrointestinal feedback
have a meal to go
have a school lunch re-run
have abdominal voorheaves
have an impromptu protein party
heave
honk
huey
hurl
hurl your mung
hydrochloric cough
induce antiperistalsis
insult your shoes
isometric sit-ups
kneel before the porcelain throne
laugh at the carpet
laugh at the ground
launch lunch
leave lunch
leggo my eggo
liquid laugh
liquid scream
liquidate your assets
look for o'rourke
lose some chopped carrots
lose weight
lose your groceries
lose your lunch
make an inventory (inventarien machen, auf Deutsch)
make a pavement pizza
make sidewalk stew
make some instant oatmeal
make the Brooklyn mating call
meet the friends ralph and earl
my dinner is coming to say hello
negative mealtime
organic output
parbreake
park the tiger
parking a custard
perform the liquid cough
plant beets
play the rumination game
power barf
powerboot
pray to the porcelain god
produce the big spit
produce the liquid laugh
projectile gargling
psychadelic spit
puke
put your best food forward
ralph
read the toilet
recycle
reel
regurginose
regurgitate
retch
retroactive fast
reverse peristalsis
reverse diarrhea
reverse drink
reverse gears
reverse gut
review lunch
scream cookies
sell Buicks
sell cars (FOOOORRD!! BBBUUIICCCK!!!)
serenade the drains
serve up a hot lunch
share your lunch
shoot
shout at your shoes
sick up
sing lunch
sing to the sink
sneeze cheeze
snorkel for carrots
spew
spew foam
spew spuds
spill the groceries
spit up
spittin' up your innards
spooing
talk to Ralph on the big white telephone
talk to the carpet
talk with Linda Blair
taste dinner
throw up
tonsil toss for distance
toss your cookies
toss your tacos
un-eat
upchuck
urrp
vomediate
vomit
watching the white television
wax the floor
woof your cookies
wretch
yak
yawn in technicolor
yell at the fishes (if on a boat)
yell at the ground
yell for Ralph
york
yuke
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