BMilhouse Van Houten
Job description:
Student, bullies' punching bag, Bart's sidekick. Or more accurately "watching Bart go and
wow 'em while he hides in the bushes."
Spit brother:
Bart, who is also his "bestus buddy"
Lost love:
Heros:
Krusty the Klown, Radioactive Man.
Spends most of his school time:
Being bashed up by Nelson & co.
Coolest Purchase:
Bitchin' leather jacket purchased with 50,000 Bazooka Joe comics.
Biography:
His is a tragic story of wimp-hood and near-sightedness (or is it far?). Born of a Cracker
factory loser of a father and a mother obsessed with order and cleanliness, Milhouse found his only solace with Bart, who sadly took him on only as a junior member of their buddy-hood. Often caustically handled by Homer, Milhouse is a self-admitted nerd and milquetoast. Also, it was
revealed in the Lisa's Date with Density (4F01) that Milhouse is desperately in love with Bart's little sister and will do anything to gain her favor, even being reduced to the status of message bearer to her foremost love, the less-than-genteel Mr. Muntz. In Lisa's Wedding (2F15) it is revealed that in the future they date each other but Lisa pulls out of the relationship.
Something blantantly wrong, misguided, plain stupid or completely left out.
Just drop a me a line.
Thanks to Colin for his splendid biography.
Could someone please listen?
