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I met up again with the lovely Suzanne Somers backstage at the hit daytime talk show "The Doctors". The sparks were flying! 
Suzanne's show airs Feb. 14th of course...Valentine's Day. Consult your local listings or go to Thedoctorstv.com for time and channel in your area.
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Sorry about the lack of updates lately. But Senor Sock has been very busy with the "Occupy" movement. I began by occupying Traci Bingham. 
The new "Dallas" revival on TNT is shooting now. Some may recall we did our own "Dallas" revival on "Talk Soup" with special guest Patrick Duffy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfKmuLPKSMI
I don't know which is worse: that 20th Century Fox has announced they will be doing a big screen version of "Mr. Ed" 
or that Eddie Murphy will star in the latest former cartoon turned movie, "Hong Kong Fooey". 
Really? Was anybody demanding a "Hong Kong Fooey" movie?
The creative brain behind the "Hong Kong Fooey" movie also did "Tooth Fairy 2", "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" and "Inspector Gadget 2".
Is it possible for anyone to care less about "Dancing with the Stars" than me? No.
The police continue to investigate to find out who got a hold of those nudie Scarlet Johansen 
photos. Not to arrest them. To thank them.
Something tells me that case is going to be open a LONG time.
Every time Ben Bernanke opens his mouth the stock market drops 100 points. Today he warned that the recovery is "close to faltering". Yes, and I understand the Titanic was "close to the iceburg".
Former Dodger/Ranger/Mariner/Indian/A/Cub/Padre Milton Bradley was arrested for reportedly swinging a baseball bat at his wife.,,of course he missed.
Hank Williams Jr. got fired by ESPN for making an anology involving Hitler and Obama. Spokespeople for Hitler demanded an apology. Earlier this year MSNBC host Mark Halprin was suspended for saying the President "acted like a dick" at his press conference. He was wrong to say that. 
Obama wasn't acting.
The President said he would "not use the politics of fear" before using the politics of fear to say republicans were going to take away social security checks, wreck the economy, destroy the planet, extinguish the sun and ban bikinis.
Oh enough of this. Let us cleanse our minds a moment. 
Okay, that's better.
Actress Liesel Kopp, who appeared many times on "Talk Soup" 
has put together a reel of her many appearances of the show on her website. Check it out at http://lieselkopp.com/Video.html
"Babewatch" star Donna D'Errico has announced plans to climb Mt. Ararat and seach for Noah's Ark. 
That reminds me of the time I climbed Donna's mountains.
I didn't find Noah's Ark, but I did find heaven!
Congrats to mi amigo John Henson 
and his wife on the birth of his first son! And all along you thought he was shooting blanks! Welcome, Jackson!
Me-ow! 
Now that she's never hosting the Oscars again, Anne Hathaway is the latest to join the parade of beauties who have put on a cat suit to face Batman. Can you name them all? I can! 
Of course it helps if you've done them all.
Bad news for the new "Fresh 'N Easy" grocery chain. They are being sued for trademark infringement by 
Heather Graham.
I knew she just married him to try and make me jealous. Welcome back, Scarlett Johansson. 
By the way, aren't Scarlet and Heather doing well enough that they don't have to share the same dress? Or is this just another Booby Double?
My buddy Fozzie Bear is breaking in a new partner on his european tour. Check it out at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZhjrw9EfSs&feature=related
Check out the hilarious new music video from Artists In Exile! It's not only funny, but features some hot photos of Lindsay Lohan and that's always a good combination. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ip0zgAP8ZMThe last of the Chilean miners came to the surface, saw his shadow and went back underground. Now we're stuck with another 2 months of winter.
Have you seen the new World Cup condoms? 
When you use them you're supposed to shout "GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL!"
I nominate Dr. Steve Barker of Louisiana for the Nobel Prize for his discovery of something that absorbs oil better than anything else. Birds. He requests Americans send Louisiana their birds and clean up this oil spill!
On the other hand, this big oil spill has led to an increase in oil wrestling 
throughout the Gulf.
Before hiring Ashton for so much less than they would have had to offer me, CBS approached me about replacinng Charlie Sheen on "Two and a Half Men" after seeing Jon Cryer and I work together, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMenOURB0HM .
Barrack Obama's illegal alien aunt who has been living on the cuff in public housing in Boston for the last ten years has been told the immigration judge has for some unknown reason reversed himself and she will NOT have to leave the country after all. Go figure.
Time to play "Name That Child Star"! Who is this former child star 
and what show was she on? Answer below.
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Name That Child Star Answer: Who cares? She's all grown up now and THAT is what counts! (Okay, if you must know its Sarah Chalk, the "second Becky" on "Rosanne" and the first Sarah in my speed dial)
The next "Name That Child Star!" is easy. Not the child star, guessing who she is. 
The great thing about this next picture is that it is completely undoctored. 
Obamacare would not cover it.
Yes, I am against the Obama Health Care Plan. Why? No where in the bill is there any mention of anyone's starch or fabric softner needs.
Answer to "Name That Child Star!": Yes, its Winnie Cooper from "The Wonder Years".
Okay, next step. Who is this former child star? 
Answer below.
Answer to "Name That Child Star": did you like the "step" clue? Sometimes Senor Sock is just too clever! Yes, it is the lovely Christine Lakin from "Step By Step". Unlike Danica, she has changed a LOT since then. 
Why blow your money at the movies when you can see ME on your computer for FREE! Check out"Citizen Frog" 
a puppet parody of the great film by Orsen Welles. Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38Ueg6OdC2I I am Senor Sock, do as I say!
There's finally evidence Obama's stimulus package has at least created one job! Under the program for Unemployed Tarts, Heather Graham 
(who has stimulated a lot of packages in her time!) was hired to do this film for Obamacare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn9-ktTz2Uw
ABC News has announced it is cutting back 25% of its staff. One wonders how the Obama White House can afford to hire them all.
Tempra Paints and Sears Weatherbeater have combined to introduce a new line of bathing suits that's perfect for global warming. Here Ashley Greene models one. Like most women's bathing suits, all it takes is a little alcohol to get it off.
To see NBC's spin on the late night fiasco, check this out: http://artists-in-exile.ning.com/video/nbc-rebuttal-to-team-conan
In the meantime, by popular demand my minions are constructing a Senor Sock channel on Youtube! The address is: http://www.youtube.com/user/THErealSenorSock There are not a lot of bits on it yet, but go there, subscribe and you'll be informed whenever I post another great bit. I am Senor Sock. Do as I say.
Hollywood insiders report Dustin Hoffman has walked away from reprising his role in "Little Fockers" without saying why. I think he may have just seen a copy of "Meet the Fockers"..
Despite Obama's slipping numbers in the Gallup, ABC and CNN polls, he still does well in the Heather Graham pole. 
She's been out promoting the "pubic option".
A court in Italy ruled that the presence of cruicifixes in Italian schoolrooms was intimidating and ordered them removed. Non-believers and Italian vampires are rejoicing.
In Washington, congress was considering a new bill that would give a $3500 tax credit to pet owners. Does that include Penthouse Pets? 
That's an idea that could be blamed on bush.
In the meantime, wunderwoman ultrababe Suzanne Somers
is working on finding a new cure to cancer using herbal and natural remedies while abandoning traditional chemotherapy. Now I know it seems unlikely but how dumb would scientists look if she somehow succeeeded? Remember, they laughed at the Thighmaster too.
The Disney company is looking at taking legal action against a Australian company using "Ho White and the 7 Dwarves"
to advertise their raspberry ale. No, Disney doesn't mind the Ho White thing. They just do not want to be associated with raspberry ale.
Actress Betty White is also suing the ale makers for stealing the title of her autobiography.
A Berlin brothel is turning green! House of Desire in Berlin is offering a $7.50 discount to customers who bike to the brothel or take public transportation and can show a receipt or a Nobel Prize. Al Gore immediately announced he would visit Berlin on a fact finding mission.
Seattle Seahawks fans and football fans in general should pick up former "Talk Soup" producer Mark Turner's very funny book on the history of the team, "The 12th Man".
And for now, one final gratutious picture. 
Ann Marie Goddard, star of the "Talk Soup" sketch "Oreign Fay Ilm Fay".
And now a little History...
Most American fans know me through watching "Talk Soup" which I was proud to be a part of. Thank you John. 
His new show "Wipeout!" is now in its 3rd season on ABC!
Thank you, Greg.
He continues to impress with terrific performances in major motion pictures.
Unable to access this site for a long time, I started a new site dedicated mostly to movie reviews like the ones you find here! movie reviews 
That site includes reviews from 2006-2009. You should soon be able to access them all from my movie review page on this site. 
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