My Fellow Americans

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=190 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" background="1a22c2c3.jpg"> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0117119" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://us.imdb.com/Details?0117119"><U><B>My Fellow Americans</B></U></A></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="15a2d160.gif" border=0 width="45" height="22" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B><IMG SRC="10e4c1e0.gif" border=0 width="76" height="30" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/id65.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B><IMG SRC="10f471d0.gif" border=0 width="71" height="29" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/id63.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B><IMG SRC="110591e0.gif" border=0 width="89" height="30" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/id62.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B><IMG SRC="111791e0.gif" border=0 width="121" height="30" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/moondusted/id64.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.fortunecity.com/moonduste"><U><B><IMG SRC="1127d200.gif" border=0 width="125" height="32" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <bR> <div> Please <A HREF="mailto:Moondustedswavs@hotmail.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:Moondustedswavs@hotmail.com"><U>e-mail</U></A> me with any broken links</div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-407/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_ass.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_ass.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>I think I have a chunk of purple mountains majesty up my ass.  (82k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><B> <img src="HTMLobj-408/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_balls.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_balls.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Kramer)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>It's a kick in the balls.  Sorry sweetheart.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Margaret)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Please.  I'm a politicians wife.  I have a set of my own.  (113k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-409/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_blowme.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_blowme.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>You're a whore.  Admit it.  Admit you're a big whore.  Go ahead.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Kramer)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Name three women in the District of Columbia that you didn't bang when you were in office.  What am I talking about?  Name one.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Screw you!</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Kramer)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Blow me!  (203k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-410/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_choppers.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_choppers.wav</B></U></A><B> - (INS chopper)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>This is INS 1 1.  You are interferring with an official operation.  You must vacate this area immediatly.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(NSA chopper) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> Negative INS.  We are in the middle of a highly classified NSA operation.  YOU are ordered to leave the area.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(INS chopper)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Negative.  I will not abort my mission until I am given proper verification of your authority.</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>*Missle fires*</B></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>(INS chopper)  </B></FONT><B>Verification acknowledged.  Have a nice </B><B>night.(402k</B><B>) </B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-411/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_dick.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_dick.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Stop yelling, you dick!  (46k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-412/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_face.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_face.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Maybe if you make a scary face.  (40k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-413/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_foxtrot.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_foxtrot.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Kramer) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> Did Reagan Foxtrot with a friggin' panda?  (50k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-414/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_good.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_good.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Douglas) </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B> God that felt good!  (30k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-415/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_pistol.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_pistol.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Kramer)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>There was only one assassination attempt on me.  You had three!</B></FONT></div> <div> <B>(Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Two!  The woman in Phoenix doesn't count.  She only had a starter pistol!  (142k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-416/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_pussy.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_pussy.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>You pussy!  (23k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-417/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_rent.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_rent.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Why don't you guys just relax, take a night off.  Go rent "In The Line Of Fire" again.  (101k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-419/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_shame.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_shame.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>It's shameful, just shameful!  (38k) </B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-420/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_share.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_share.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Kramer)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Oh yeah.  I'm about to share my coffee with the Washington Love Machine.  (77k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-421/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_shit.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_shit.wav </B></U></A><B>- (Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>You're so full of shit!  (31k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-422/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_sob.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_sob.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Man you are one cheap son of a bitch!  (44k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-423/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_soft.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_soft.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>That was a little too easy.  You guys are getting soft.  (52k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_steal.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_steal.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Margaret)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Now, before we check out do you want me to steal all the little shampoos and conditioners? </B></FONT></div> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>(Russell) </B></FONT><B> Come on now, please.  I already got them.  </B><B> (95kb)</B><B>  </B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_time.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_time.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Col. Tanner)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>We know where you are at all times.  That's our business.  (38kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-424/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_tongue.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_tongue.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>Who took the kickback?  Please tell me it's Kramer.  If it is I'll give you a big kiss on the lips.  Tongue, no tongue.  Your choice.  (135k)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_unexpected.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_unexpected.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Hollis)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>What an unexpected and bloodcurdling surprise.  (41kb)</B></FONT></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d0e0e0.gif" border=0 width="14" height="14" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> <img src="HTMLobj-425/aniGif.gif" border="0" align="bottom" width="32" height="21">  </B><A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhurst/1781/fellow/Fellow_vomit.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/pankhu"><U><B>Fellow_vomit.wav</B></U></A><B> - (Douglas)  </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Comic Sans MS" ><B>We're about to bond & it'll make me vomit.  (41k)</B></FONT></div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>