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House of Ben

Picture of a TV.
"He's all plugged in, but the picture's a little fuzzy(If ya Know what I mean)"

Messages!!

  1. POETS!! Come Here! Trust Me!
  2. Messages Updated Last: May 20, 1998. Renovations are going a little slower than first expected.
  3. FINALLY!! After Much Lazyness, I have finally started SERIOUSLY Updating my page.
    • Update! I had to get a new hotmail address, so the mail links on this page weren't working. So if you mailed me, do it again!
    • It's been a while since I've programmed in HTML, so report any bugs (Which there are sure to be) to me
    • This will be a gradual remodel, spanning at least 6 months, rather than a sudden unveiling (I can't afford to pay for YOUR therapy bills!)
    • Slowly but Surely, this site will get bigger (and hopefully) better. I will be adding new features (Like surveys, forms, and MultiMedia)
    • You will (If you take the time to look) notice that my Music Pages will actually have soemthing on them now, and I am hoping to add a poetry and/or Message Board page. (Details to follow).
  4. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, PLEASE, Please sign my guestbook . It's really important that I know who visits here, and your feedback is important.
  5. I don't mind anyone using things from my page, but I DO ask that you mail me and just let me know what you used and where you used it. (It's not that I don't trust you, I just like to know)


The 411 on Ben (A little general info)

Well, what can I say? I was born December 5, 1981 at Stratford General Hospital. Lived in Stratford till Grade 3. Then moved to where I am now, just outside of Rostock (The hub of Ellice Township.) Want to know more?? Buy the Book!

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I Have scattered all of my Favorite Links(Websites I frequent from time to time) throughout this site. If you want to get there, just click on the picture.



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